28may2010
Believe it or not an 8 year old kid, Izzshida Muhammad*died from screaming at … (drum roll) mosquitoes?!?! Believed to be his favorites hobby, he and his friend Hanboyboy* screamed their lungs out. They died because the have lost all their energy, voice and lack of oxygen. But they are not the only casualties. poor dead bodies of mosquitoes were found, living a bloody trail. We asked people what they think about the eight year olds and some say their just plain stupid but a passerby says, "i think its good but tragic that they die as they are murderers!They killed so many mosquitos!". No eye witnesses are found which is just plain nfortunate. Doctor Macphogany say that this is the first time he heard about somebody dying from screaming and is more shocked when he heard what they were screaming at. Hanboyboy* survived though but is now suffering from screaming phobia and is muted.Izzshida*'s body was found approximately 2hrs after the incident. More investigation is still being done, stay tuned for our next issue.
*not real names
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